Review: Gladiator II
Disclaimer: Due to international law, I am required to give this movie at least 1 1/2 stars because of Pedro Pascal. Sorry, I do not make the rules on that.…
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Review: Smile 2
A famous quote from an episode of The Simpsons captures Smile 2 very well: “Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!” It’s rare, if not almost unheard of in horror, for a…
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If seeing a naked man get a chainsaw wedgie isn’t your idea of a good time, well, first, what’s wrong with you? Secondly, this might not be the film for…
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Back in 2005, Eli Roth rode the new “torture porn” wave of horror kicked off by 2004’s Saw. It was a slow build, with emphasis on slow, to a very,…
Read MoreReview: Speak No Evil (2024)
Speak No Evil is like being slowly strangled to death with an explosive conclusion. I know some of you out there are into that kind of thing. No judgement. You…
Read MoreReview: Graduation Day (1981)
In 1980, when Friday the 13th came out, it immediately inspired other great slashers, some so terrible that they’re awesome and then there’s the rest, like Graduation Day. To make…
Read MoreReview: Cuckoo
What in the absolute hell was that? I’ve read a breakdown of the plot for the film I just watched, and I still don’t understand whatever nonsense they were going…
Read MoreReview: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
In many ways, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice shouldn’t work as well as it does as it has barely any real plot. But it does, it works exceptionally well despite or possibly because…
Read MoreReview: Trap
Despite films such as The Happening or The Last Airbender I had always been one to defend M. Night Shyamalan. This one though, makes The Happening seem like a masterpiece.…
Read MoreReview: Nightmare on Elm Street 5
When I saw it this way back when it premiered, I absolutely hated it. I had never gotten on board with the increasingly jokey nature of the series. Yet, these…
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