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This review may contain spoilers. In 1985, they tried to take the Friday the 13th series in a different direction. In this new beginning, it would turn out that Jason…
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A film so much fun you just might burst into a puddle of blood out of excitement, or displeasing the devil, one of those anyway. In this direct sequel to…
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