Review: Scream 7
Internet JanitorAt this point, the most unbelievable thing about the character of Sidney Prescott is that, after being hunted on five separate occasions with friends or family being murdered is still…
February 2026
Review: Scream 2
Coming out a year after the original, this second entry is in what I call “the original quadrilogy,” I liked it better than the third but not as much as…
Skeletour 2026: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Last night in Vancouver, BC, Canada, I attended my first Ghost ritual! I chose the Anointed VIP experience, which I did not factor in the hours of standing and feel…
Review: Scream 4
Scream 4 begins with a cavalcade of supernaturally attractive and well-known blonde women from the lab living in million-dollar, well-furnished homes, seemingly alone. It wisely tones down the overdone comedy…
Review: The Strangers Chapter 3
This will be the third time I’ve wiped my ass and found one of these films. I’m not sure if I should call a doctor or a priest. This is…
Review: Silent Night Deadly Night (2025)
In 1984, the world was greeted by a low-budget, holiday classic of wicked madness. It also sparked a significant amount of protests from parents to stupid to understand the difference…