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Review: The Odyssey

August 3, 2026

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I think we need to start off with a public service announcement. Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is not a documentary. It is not a film created for the National Geographic Channel. It is merely his interpretation of a fantastical story. This seems to have confused a lot of people. Secondly, to the racists and bigots,…

Ghost Funko

July 15, 2026

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Collectibles

I really should have bought a larger home if I’m going to keep it up like this with Ghost merchandise! I already did a post about the Tubbz ducks, but I have a lot of others. Most are of the Funko variety (except the Papa III), as so many collectibles are these days.

Review: Supergirl

June 26, 2026

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Supergirl is a mature film about growth, finding your place in the universe and how far you would go to save a loved one. I suppose, this coupled with the fact it features a strong female character, means the man baby dickless troll losers don’t like it. But that’s the last about them as they…

Welcome to the Duck Clergy

June 11, 2026

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Just a few short years back, I became obsessed with the band Ghost. I saw it via a TikTok video for “Mary on a Cross,” making that the only good thing to ever come out of that cesspool that I no longer have an account on. Last year, I was even lucky enough to see…

Review: Backrooms

May 31, 2026

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It’s like describing a dog to someone who’s never seen a dog, and then asking them to draw it… This analogy from the movie is the one which sticks with me the most. I could not spoil Backrooms if I tried hard because, to be honest, what I think is going on is going to be…

Review: Mandalorian & Grogu

May 28, 2026

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Did you enjoy the movie? Did you not enjoy the movie? In either circumstance, the amount of money it made at the box office, unverifiable rumours from people who are not there, the budget, etc., do not matter. It’s all a frantic, twitchy fascination that, at least to me, ruins the experience. Oh, right… This…

Review: Obsession

May 24, 2026

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Horror is a crowded genre. It sometimes seems like everything has been done, and most horror fans can reliably predict what’s going to happen. In Obession, we have a first-time, theatrical filmmaker who took that to mind and purposefully did the opposite whenever possible. Written and directed by Curry Barker, best known for his comedic…

The Rescue of the Baby Cobra Chickens

May 12, 2026

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In Canada, there exists a fragile truce between the Canada Geese and us, but today it may have strengthened. My Mother and I were out hunting for some public art that we couldn’t locate near the BMO Theatre near Olympic Village in Vancouver, Bc, Canada, and it is not unusual in this area to see…

Review: Ghosts of Mars

May 10, 2026

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Ghosts of Mars is very much a love/hate kind of movie. You’re either on board with what John Carpenter (he of Halloween fame) created, or you dismiss it as complete garbage. It is goofy, over-the-top, purposefully B-grade sci-fi horror/action, and I loved it. Yes, the special effects do not hold up in 2026, but to…

Review: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

April 26, 2026

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While the general public may not be aware of this film, many horror genre fans hold it close to their hearts. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon is like a behind-the-scenes look at what makes a serial killer like Jason, Michael, or Freddy tick. They are discussed with reverence by Leslie, who hopes…

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