Universal + Disney Halloween 2024
I was lucky enough to visit the theme parks in Orlando twice this year. While I initially planned to attend Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, I couldn’t pass up going…
Review: Terrifier 3
If seeing a naked man get a chainsaw wedgie isn’t your idea of a good time, well, first, what’s wrong with you? Secondly, this might not be the film for you.…
Review: Hostel 3
Back in 2005, Eli Roth rode the new “torture porn” wave of horror kicked off by 2004’s Saw. It was a slow build, with emphasis on slow, to a very, very…
The Universe
Witness the Universe in the eyes. Winnie the Pooh has such sights to show you! Fear the baby and the old man? Well, the less said about him, the better.
Review: Speak No Evil (2024)
Speak No Evil is like being slowly strangled to death with an explosive conclusion. I know some of you out there are into that kind of thing. No judgement. You cheeky…
Tokyo Treats
I’ve always been obsessed with Japanese snacks, and I recently found Tokyo Treats. I’m trying out their Halloween box.
Review: Graduation Day (1981)
In 1980, when Friday the 13th came out, it immediately inspired other great slashers, some so terrible that they’re awesome and then there’s the rest, like Graduation Day. To make the…
Review: Cuckoo
What in the absolute hell was that? I’ve read a breakdown of the plot for the film I just watched, and I still don’t understand whatever nonsense they were going for.…
The Popcorn Bucket Racket
Ever since the Deadpool & Wolverine popcorn bucket was announced, it was open season for movies after that to come up with some crazy to attract everyones attention. Unfortunately, however, it…
Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
In many ways, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice shouldn’t work as well as it does as it has barely any real plot. But it does, it works exceptionally well despite or possibly because of…