Review: Cuckoo
What in the absolute hell was that? I’ve read a breakdown of the plot for the film I just watched, and I still don’t understand whatever nonsense they were going…
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Review: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
In many ways, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice shouldn’t work as well as it does as it has barely any real plot. But it does, it works exceptionally well despite or possibly because…
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Despite films such as The Happening or The Last Airbender I had always been one to defend M. Night Shyamalan. This one though, makes The Happening seem like a masterpiece.…
Read MoreReview: Nightmare on Elm Street 5
When I saw it this way back when it premiered, I absolutely hated it. I had never gotten on board with the increasingly jokey nature of the series. Yet, these…
Read MoreReview: Borderlands
Well, it’s not terrible. But it’s not very good either. I forgot the movie’s events as I stood up to leave the theatre. That’s never a good sign. But it…
Read MoreReview: The Devils Rejects
This movie is a lot. From writer-director, Rob Zombie comes something that is almost unheard of a sequel that’s just as good as the original. It was House of 1000…
Read MoreReview: Deadpool & Wolverine
The joy of seeing a superhero movie is back after an extended absence. I have not had this much fun watching a movie since Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also, don’t…
Read MoreReview: Longlegs
Throughout its marketing campaign, which cost almost as much as the entire movie, it was unfairly labelled as the successor to Silence of the Lambs, and it is not. This…
Read MoreReview: In a Violent Nature
It is very difficult anymore to do anything unique, or at the very least, that is not done to death in horror. I’ve never seen anything like In A Violent…
Read MoreReview: Chopping Mall
Originally titled Killbots, this film is a cross between Short Circuit and Robocop. It was produced (although initially uncredited) by film legend Roger Corman, who has 385 films to his…
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