October 2024 – Internet Janitorial

Review: Terrifier 3

October 22, 2024

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If seeing a naked man get a chainsaw wedgie isn’t your idea of a good time, well, first, what’s wrong with you? Secondly, this might not be the film for you. Realistically, if you made it through the bedroom scene in the second film, you’re ready for anything. Terrifier 3 is a rare beast in…

Review: Hostel 3

October 12, 2024

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Movie Reviews

Back in 2005, Eli Roth rode the new “torture porn” wave of horror kicked off by 2004’s Saw. It was a slow build, with emphasis on slow, to a very, very gruesome finale. Then, a few years later, he upped the ante in 2007 with Hostel 2, which, while a bit of a retread, featured…

The Universe

October 6, 2024

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Witness the Universe in the eyes. Winnie the Pooh has such sights to show you! Fear the baby and the old man? Well, the less said about him, the better.

Review: Speak No Evil (2024)

October 6, 2024

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Movie Reviews

Speak No Evil is like being slowly strangled to death with an explosive conclusion. I know some of you out there are into that kind of thing. No judgement. You cheeky little bastards. Ultimately, Speak No Evil is a masterful turn for James McAvoy, who I’ve never seen in a similar role. He skirts the…