Review: The Conjuring 4
Internet JanitorWhen the film was announced, I read that the Warrens would be going up against a demon attacking the Smurfs. Given that the Warrens were scam artists, profiteering with their…
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Review: Retribution
In the latest Liam Neeson movie, Liam Neeson plays Liam Neeson, who spends the film in a car, sadly not a Nissan. This had to have been a treat for…
Review: The Long Walk
I have read everything Stephen King has ever written, and his most disturbing story that stuck with me the longest was The Long Walk. While the theatrical version makes a…
Review: Strange Harvest
Hold on. I think I fell asleep. Okay, I’m back, just as I thought. Now, I did like the director’s found footage films, Grave Encounters, as they were a step…
Review: I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
In 2002, the Scream franchise came back from the dead with a successful mix of old and a little bit of the new. Now in 2025, we have the fourth…
Review: Weapons
Never find out how the sausage is made. In 2022, the director’s previous film, Barbarian, received the same type of critical praise that Weapons did; it was lauded as a…
Review: Superman (2025)
Disclaimer: This should not be read by Conservatives, MAGA or hard-core delusional Synderverse fans. You’re failed attempt to disrupt a hopeful, joyful film is over, and the new DCU is…
Review: Jurassic World Rebirth
Back in 1993, the original Jurassic Park, taken from Michael Crichton’s masterpiece novel, came to the big screen, albeit in a family-friendly version. The film captivated audiences, and we were…
Review: Bring Her Back
Bring Her Back is a true test of your mental endurance. You think you’re ready for this because “I’m a horror fan, nothing fazes me!” Oh, you poor delusional potato.…
Review: Texas Chainsaw
The sixth entry in the series tried again to reset the timeline. Taking place just after the events of the 1974 original classic, it erases the history of the second,…